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• If you cannot catch a bird of paradise, better take a wet hen. -- Nikita Khrushchev
• What the scientists have in their briefcases is terrifying. -- Nikita Khruschev
• You can catch the bird, but you cannot carry it.
• Stalin was dying, and summoned Khruschev to his bedside.
  Wheezing his last words with difficulty, Stalin tells Khruschev, "The reins of the country are now in your hands....
• I feel like I am sharing a ``CORN-DOG'' with NIKITA KHRUSCHEV.. -- Zippy the Pinhead
• Are you trying to catch the bird?
• The bird was unafraid when you entered, but as you approach it becomes disturbed and you cannot catch it.
• Consider well the proportions of things. It is better to be a young June-bug than an old bird of paradise.
  -- Mark Twai...
• Oh for the wings of any bird, other than a battery hen...