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• You can catch the bird, but you cannot carry it.
• Are you trying to catch the bird?
• If you cannot catch a bird of paradise, better take a wet hen. -- Nikita Khrushchev
• The room you have just entered has a very stale smell in the air, like like it hasn't been disturbed for many many years.
  As you look around you you see that this used to be a treasury for an ancient civilization....
• When your conscious becomes unconscious, you are drunk.
  When your unconscious becomes conscious, you are stoned....
• You have just entered THE EMMITT ZONE!
• yOU HAve OfFIcialLY eNTereD tHe PRepoStERous ZonE.
• There is nothing so easy but that it becomes difficult when you do it reluctantly. Terence