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• Discretion is the better part of virtue, Commitments the voters don't know about can't hurt you.
  -- Ogden Nash 1902-1971 from The Old Dog Barks Backwards [1972]...
• A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of. -- Ogden Nash
• The better part of valor is discretion. -- William Shakespeare 1564-1616 from King Henry the Fourth, Part I [1597-1598], Ac
  V, Scene: iv, Line: 120...
• The rhino is a homely beast, For human eyes he's not a feast.
  Farewell, farewell, you old rhinoceros, I'll stare at something less prepoceros....
• One thing about the past It's likely to last. -- Ogden Nash (1902-1971)