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• Love's like the measles--all the worse when it comes late in life.
  David Jerold ['Wit and Opinions', 1859]...
• MAMMON, n. The god of the world's leading religion.
  The chief temple is in the holy city of New York....
• When a dog barks at the moon, then it is religion; but when he barks at strangers, it is patriotism!
  -- David Starr Jordan (1851-1931)...
• An atheist is but a mad ridiculous derider of piety
  but a hypocrite makes a sober jest of God and religio...
• Who am I to come between a man and his rock? -- Devil's Heart.
• A religion can no more afford to degrade its Devil than to degrade its God.
• MAYONNAISE, n. One of the sauces which serve the French in place of a state religion.
  -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary...
• MONSIGNOR, n. A high ecclesiastical title, of which the Founder of our religion overlooked the advantages.
  -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary...
• The heart, the liver, the spleen, the pancreas. All these miraculous organs work in _total_darkness_!
  -- Late Night with David Letterma...