Remember,

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• Semper Gumby (always flexible) -
  Anon...
• How many software engineers -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Two. One always leaves in the middle of the project...
• Virtue is not always rewarded nor evil punished. -
  Anon...
• Never assume, seldom deny,
  always distinguish. --...
• Wind to thy wings. Light to thy path. Dreams to thy heart.
  Anon...
• Explaining the unknown by means of the unobservable is always a perilous business.
  Anon...
• And then God said, No,
  a BUD light...
• Homer: Look Barney, see the row of tiny lights up there?
  The middle one is my house. Someone must've...
• Always run a yellow
  light...