If life were fair,

If life were fair, Dan Quayle would be making a living asking "Do you
want fries with that?"
John Cleese

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  McDonald's...
• The question that you will be asked most often in your
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• You're a very strong woman... Though this would be a traumatic experience that you would never forget,
  I think that you would be very successful in life....
• The other day [the President] said, I know you've had some rough times,
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• On the campaign trail last week, Pat Buchanan said:
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• Every once in a while, you let a word or phrase out and you want to catch it and bring it back.
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• The American people would not want to know of any misquotes that Dan Quayle may or may not make.
  Vice President Dan Quayle, -- in a speech to the American...
• Engineering: "How will this work?" Science: "Why will this work?" Management:
  "When will this work?" Liberal Arts: "Do you want...
• Hello everybody, I'm Dan Quayle. -- Robert Redford,
  having grown tired of asking Dan Quayle to stop...