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• I wish I'd drunk more champagne. -- last words of Lord John Maynard Keyne
• It's been a long time since I rock and rolled.
• I'm dying beyond my means. -- Oscar Wilde, his last words, while sipping champagne
• I was contemplating the immortal words of Socrates, who said... I drank what? -- Real Geniu
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