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• Bart: Mr. Burns, I don't want to seem ungrateful, but I want to go home to my family.
  Burns: [sighs] I was hoping I wouldn't have to tell you this, but....
• We are prepared to go to the gates of hell - but no further.
• Have you ever been in a restaurant and there's a couple in the next booth being overly affectionate?
  They're necking and groping and you're trying to eat your eggs....
• You say you want a revelation -- we all want to end the world . . .
• So will you go out with me? Please say `Oui'.
  -- Homer to Marge after a French lesson, "The Way We Wa...
• If I could read your mind, love, What a tale your thoughts could tell
  Just like a paperback novel, The kind the drugstore sells, When you reach the part where the heartaches come, The hero would be me, Heroes often fail, You won't read that book again, because the ending is just too hard to take....
• Burned, you say? Tha's most inconvenient. A burned novel is like a burned dog.
  .. Oh, shut up!! -- Dr Johnson and Edmund : Ink and Incapability...
• Never be afraid to tell the world who you are. -- Anonymou
• Now, the first words out of your mouth are the most important.
  You may want to start with something like this here....