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• P.S. If you don't receive this letter, it must have miscarried
  therefore I beg you to write and let me know....
• At present there are such goings-on that everything is at a standstill. -- Sir Boyle Roche
• A novice asked the master: "I have a program that sometime runs and sometimes aborts.
  I have followed the rules of programming, yet I am totally baffled....
• A novice asked the master: "I have a program that sometimes runs and sometimes aborts.
  I have followed the rules of programming, yet I am totally baffled....
• There is nothing to write about, you say. Well, then, write and let me know just this,--that there is nothing to write abou
  or tell me in the good old style if you are well. That 's right....
• Marge: Homer, those were very thoughtful presents, but you have to tell me where you got the money from.
  Homer: All right, Marge, I'll tell you, but first you have to promise you will not get mad....
• I let the media do my thinking for me, therefore I am.
• I am not concerned with pleasure, Commander, I am a warrior.
  "Even Klingons need love now and then." For what we would consider love, sir, I would need a Klingon woman....
• Lurleen: Homer, no man has ever been this nice to me without.
  .. you know... wantin' sum'in' in return. Home...