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• 10) "Why does Sea World have a seafood restaurant??
  I'm halfway through my fish burger and I realize, Oh my God....
• Make a small scene outside a seafood restaurant. Accuse them of sauteeing your best friend.
  Glare at everyone who comes out. -- More things to do as preparation for life as a mermaid....
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• The sign brings customers. -- J.
  de La Fontaine (1621-1695) -- The Fortune-Tellers, Book vii, Fable 15...
• Order you summers suit. Because is big rush we will execute customers in strict rotation.
  -- Sign in a tailor's shop...
• The hands that clean these toilets also make your food.
  .. Please aim properly. -- Sign seen at a restaurant toile...
• Saw a sign on a restaurant that said Breakfast, any time -- so I ordered French Toast in the Renaissance.
  -- Steven Wrigh...
• I was at this restaurant. The sign said "Breakfast Anytime.
  So I ordered French Toast in the Rennaissance. -- Steven Wrigh...