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• A few pies short of a holiday.
• BE A LOOF! (There has been a recent population explosion of lerts.)
• Why should we bother to reply to Kautski? He would reply to us and we would have to reply to his reply.
  There's no end to that. It will be quite enough for us to announce that Kautski is a traitor to the working class, and everyone will understand everything....
• Bart: Mr. Burns, I don't want to seem ungrateful, but I want to go home to my family.
  Burns: [sighs] I was hoping I wouldn't have to tell you this, but....
• Bill Gates Receives Slap On Wrist; Carpal Tunnel Flares Up The phrase "slap on the wrist" usually signifies an extremely minor punishment received for a crime.
  In Bill Gates' case, the punishment set forth in the tentative settlement with the Department Of Justice hasn't been quite so minor....
• And coxcombs vanquish Berkeley by a grin. -- John Brown (1715-1766) -- An Essay on Satire, occasioned by the Death of Mr.
  Pope...
• Marge: You've certainly taking a shying to that magazine.
  Homer: It's not just <one> magazine, Marge; they take &l...
• The thinking that we are has brought us to where we have already been.
  In order to go somewhere else, we must think in a different way. -- Albert Einstei...
• There are a few recent issues of "Spelunker Today" magazine here.