Traffic Is Very Heavy At The Moment, So If You Are Thinking Of Leaving Now, You'd Better Set Off A Few Minutes Earlier.

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• You're not stuck in the traffic jam, you ARE the traffic jam!
• Pittsburgh driver's test 2: A traffic light at an intersection changes from yellow to red, you should a) stop immediately.
  b) proceed slowly through the intersection. c) blow the horn....
• There are no traffic jams when you go the extra mile.
• And you thought CHAOS ment rush-hour traffic!
• Standing in the middle of the road is very dangerou
  you get knocked down by the traffic from both sides. -- Margaret Thatche...
• You know you've been hacking too long when... ...you want to compile busy traffic so that it will run faster.
• If you believe that talk is cheap, try getting into an argument with a traffic patrol person.
  This will straighten out your thinking and flatten your wallet....
• Pittsburgh driver's test 3: When stopped at an intersection you should a) watch the traffic light for your lane.
  b) watch for pedestrians crossing the street. c) blow the horn....
• If you had just one moment to live And they granted you one special wish Would you ask for something Like another chance.
  -- Traffic, "The Low Spark of Hi Heeled Boy...