Traffic is very heavy at the moment, so if you are thinking of leaving
now, you'd better set off a few minutes earlier.
-- Anonymous Traffic Report
now, you'd better set off a few minutes earlier.
-- Anonymous Traffic Report
Related:
- You're not stuck in the traffic jam, you ARE the traffic jam!
- Pittsburgh driver's test
2: A traffic light at an intersection changes from yellow to red, you should
a) stop immediately.
b) proceed slowly through the intersection. c) blow the horn.... - There are no traffic jams when you go the extra mile.
- And you thought CHAOS ment rush-hour traffic!
- Standing in the middle of the road is very dangerou
you get knocked down by the traffic from both sides. -- Margaret Thatche... - You know you've been hacking too long when... ...you want to compile busy traffic so that it will run faster.
- If you believe that talk is cheap, try getting into an argument with a
traffic patrol person.
This will straighten out your thinking and flatten your wallet.... - Pittsburgh driver's test
3: When stopped at an intersection you should
a) watch the traffic light for your lane.
b) watch for pedestrians crossing the street. c) blow the horn.... - If you had just one moment to live
And they granted you one special wish
Would you ask for something
Like another chance.
-- Traffic, "The Low Spark of Hi Heeled Boy...

