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• A ladies man, eh?" "The problem is, I gotta fifty-year-old lust and a three-year-old dinky.
  -- WHO FRAMED ROGER RABBIT?...
• Rust never sleeps. -- Neil Young
• You just gotta save Christianity, Richard! You gotta!
  -- Loretta Young, to Richard the Lionhearted, in the movie The Crusades, 1935...
• ... and oftener changed their principles than their shirts. -- Dr. Young
• We are only what we feel. -- Neil Young
• Marty: That was "Kung Fu Fighting". Say, speaking of one-trick ponies, whatever happened to that "I didn't do it" kid?
  Bill: Boy, did _that_ get old fast. Whoa! You know, if you want to last in this business, you've gotta stay fresh!...
• Ladies please keep (.) (.) off of the bar!
• Enjoy the pleasures of old age -- as long as you are young.
• Did you hear that the Ku Klux Klan, in an effort to keep up with the times, is considering changing its name to the White Muslins.