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• The bigger the cushion, The better the pushin' -- Frank Zappa
• Don't eat yellow snow. - Frank Zappa
• Those things are so carefully constructed that it breaks my heart when people don't dig into them and see all the levels that I put into them.
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• Advertising is the art of making whole lies out of half truths.