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• You're from the planet Earth. There is no persecution on your planet.
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• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
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• Got a wife and kids in Baltimore Jack, I went out for a ride and never came back.
  Like a river that don't know where it's flowing, I took a wrong turn and I just kept going....
• What they said: What they meant: "I recommend this candidate with no qualifications whatsoever.
  (Yes, that about sums it up.) "The amount of mathematics she knows will surprise you....
• Microsoft Mandatory Survey (#1) Customers who want to upgrade to Windows 98 Second Edition must now fill out a Microsoft survey online before they can order the bugfix/upgrade.
  Question 1: What is your opinion of the Microsoft antitrust trial?...
• Man fails to protect, persecution results; women fail, she is protected.
• Lisa: They _cannot_ keep making dolls like this...something has to be done!
  [Chewing stops slowly; Homer swallows noisily] Marge...