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• Quote #11 "The nice thing about standards is that there are so many of them.
  If you don't like one, just wait for next years model....
• Quote #630 Technology is like fish. The longer it stays on the shelf, the less desirable it becomes.
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  "My dear woman," Darrow replied, "ever since the Phoenicians invented money there has been only one answer to that question....
• 1. Some folks have it, some don't. 2. Those who have it would be devastated if it were ever cut off.
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• But I can't excuse that FLASH GORDON review. That was the *dumbest* movie ever made.
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• Nuke the Smurf
• A man will be a man all his life, but a woman is only sexy till she becomes your wife.
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