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• This passport is a cheap forgery! A cheap $2,000 forgery!
  -- Apu Nahassapeemapetilan, "Much Apu About Nothing...
• WE'LL LOOK INTO IT: By the time the wheels make a full turn, we assume you will have forgotten about it,too.
• I knew that rubber chicken was gonna get me in trouble.
• By the middle 1880's, practically all the roads except those in the South, were of the present standard gauge.
  The southern roads were still five feet between rails....
• make lots of money, enjoy the work, operate within the law: choose 2
• Monica [on the phone]: Hey, have you guys eaten, because uh, Richard and I just finished and we've got leftovers.
  .. Chicken and potatoes... What am I wearing?... Actually, nothing but rubber gloves....
• There is nothing as cheap and weak in debate as assertion that is not backed by facts.
• TRAFFIC A mass of sometimes moving, sometimes stationary metal blobs on rubber wheels, which doesn't seem to diminish even on declared smog-alert days.
  -- Daniel Bowen's TOXIC CUSTARPEDIA...
• Think naught a trifle, though it small appear; Small sands the mountain, moments make the year, And trifles life.
  -- Edward Young (1684-1765) -- Love of Fame, Satire vi, Line 208...