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• Myers: You kids don't know what you want! That's why you're still kid
  'cause you're stupid! [sticks his face to the window, difforming his nose] Just tell me what's wrong with the freakin' show!...
• Bart: Kolchak..Mannix..Banacek..Dano! [-poof- Lisa turns into a snail] Lisa
  What's wrong? Bart: I never realized what a beautiful young woman you've become....
• Bart: Why would anybody want to touch a girl's butt?
  That's where cooties come from! Lisa: Dad, I don't understand....
• Two little kids, aged six and eight, decide it's time to learn how to swear.
  So, the eight-year-old says to the six-year-old, "Okay, you say `ass' and I'll say `hell'"....
• Lisa: Ahem. [Marge waits for her to say something, but Lisa turns away] Marge
  Now Lisa, listen to me, this is important. I want you to smile today....
• Marge: You sound like you're going to buy a pony. Promise me you won't.
  Homer: Mm. Marge: What was that? Was that a yes or a no?...
• Besides, my teeth aren't what they used to be. I have some weird degenerate gum disease.
  It turns out even the Undead have to floss....
• Rev.: I now pronounce you husband and wife, you may now kiss.
  .. each other. [as Troy turns himself to smile to the cameras, Selma ends up kissing him on the cheek] Selma...