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  God, I do love the way that sounds. -- "Dinosaurs For Hire...
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• My name is Dracula. I am a vampire. But I *love* garlic!
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• And what you didn't give away, you spent on wild parties, young girls, and every drug you could get your hands on.
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• Why I Can't Go Out With You: I'd LOVE to, but ..
  . -- I have to floss my cat. -- I've dedicated my life to linguini....
• Why I Can't Go Out With You: I'd LOVE to, but... -- I have to floss my cat.
  -- I've dedicated my life to linguini. -- I need to spend more time with my blender....