How can I tell you I love you when you're sitting on my face?
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- How can I tell you I love you when you're sitting on
my face... - I think my wife may be getting somewhat overweight.
"Oh, how can you tell?" "Well, last night when she... - Sit on my face,
and tell me that you love me..... - How can you tell if an elephant is sitting on your back in a hurricane?
You can hear his ears flapping in the wind... - How can I love you if you won't
lie down... - See if the man has lipstick on his face.
-- How can you tell if two adults eating dinner at a restaurant are in love?
Sandra, age... - Captain, how soon can we land?"
"I can't tell."
"You can tell me;
I'm a doctor." -- Airplane... - Q: How can you tell if an elephant is sitting on your back
in a hurricane?
A: You can hear his ears flapping in the wind... - When you get past fifty, you have to decide whether to keep your face or
your figure.
I kept my face. -- Barbara...
From the same category:
- Blore's Razor:
Given a choice between two theories,
take the one which is funnier... - Santa Claus wears a Red Suit,
He must be a communist.
And a beard and long hair, Must be a pacifist. What's... - I'm for lust
... - Booze is the answer.
I don't remember the question... - The meek shall inherit the Earth --
they are too weak to refuse...
