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• All snakes who wish to remain in Ireland will please raise their right hands. -- Saint Patrick
• All snakes who wish to remain in Ireland will please raise their right hands.
  -- Saint Patrick...
• St. Patrick was a gentleman who through strategy and stealth drove all the snakes from Ireland.
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• All left-handed people, please raise your right hand!
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