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• Aide to Raygun: Sir, the poor are outside protesting your budget cuts.
  Raygun himself: Tell them they'll have to help themselves....
• The gods help them that help themselves. AESOP
• God helps them that help themselves.
  -- Benjamin Franklin (1706-1790) -- Maxims prefixed to Poor Richard's Almanac, 1757...
• With Lorena's help, Michael could have sex with himself.
• He helps others most, who shows them how to help themselves. -- A. P. Gouthey
• You cannot help men permanently by doing for them what they could and should do for themselves.
  -- Abraham Lincol...
• No wonder kids get confused. Half the adults tell them to find themselves, and the other half of the adults tell them to get lost.
• Burns: [sadly] Simpson, I am by most measures a successful man.
  I have wealth and power beyond the dreams of you and your clock-punching ilk....