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• There are many ways to say "I love you", but fucking is the fastest.
• I love this fucking University, and this University loves fucking me.
• I'd love to, but... I just picked up a book called "Glue in Many Lands" and I can't put it down.
  -- 63 of 101 Easy Ways To Say NO...
• I'd love to, but... I think you want the OTHER [your name]. -- 98 of 101 Easy Ways To Say NO
• I'd love to, but... I have to stay home and see if I snore. -- 96 of 101 Easy Ways To Say NO
• I'd love to, but... the last time I went, I never came back. -- 47 of 101 Easy Ways To Say NO
• I'd love to, but... I did my own thing and now I've got to undo it.
  -- 11 of 101 Easy Ways To Say NO...
• I'd love to, but... I don't want to leave my comfort zone. -- 41 of 101 Easy Ways To Say NO
• I'd love to, but... I feel a song coming on. -- 71 of 101 Easy Ways To Say NO