Related:

• The First Rule of Program Optimization: Don't do it.
  The Second Rule of Program Optimization (for experts only!...
• The Second Rule of Program Optimization (for experts only!): Don't do it yet. -- Michael Jackso
• Don't do it. -- The First Rule of Program Optimization Don't do it yet.
  -- The Second Rule of Program Optimization (For experts only) -- "Programming Pearls", Communications of the ACM, Sep....
• The First Rule of Program Optimization: Don't do it.
• Michael Jackson's silence is deafening.
• Hey Michael Jackson, don't forget to write.
• Michael Jackson: Official Babysitter of the Tagline echo.
• Your butt is mine. -- Michael Jackson, Bad