LISP-programmers say: "Guess how many parentheses are needed to do this!"
Prolog-programmers say: "How can I do it in reasonable time ?"
C-programmers say: "Can You guess what this->program does ?"
Forth-programmers say: "third stack in is what Guess ?"
Basic-'programmers' say: "Where did I goto hell ?"
Fortran- and Cobol-slaves cry: "How can I do this ?"
Prolog-programmers say: "How can I do it in reasonable time ?"
C-programmers say: "Can You guess what this->program does ?"
Forth-programmers say: "third stack in is what Guess ?"
Basic-'programmers' say: "Where did I goto hell ?"
Fortran- and Cobol-slaves cry: "How can I do this ?"
Related:
- LISP-programmers say: "Guess how many parentheses are needed to do this!"
Prolog-programmers say:
"How can I do it in reasonable time ?" C-programmers... - Lisp programmers do it between the
parentheses... - FORTRAN programmers do it
with SOAP... - FORTRAN programmers just
DO it... - COBOL programmers do it
with bugs... - How many
Prolog programmers
-- does it take to change a light bulb?
False... - Lisp programmers do it
recursively... - How many
guitarists/actors
-- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
One hundred. One to screw it in and 99 to say, "Oh...
