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• If you want to feel great, you must eat something real big.
• I have a great diet. You're allowed to eat anything you want, but you must eat it with naked fat people.
  -- Ed Bluestone...
• You want the real diet of success? You want the great secret?
  You want to know how to shed those unwanted pounds?...
• To give real service you must add something which cannot be bought or measured with money- sincerity and integrity.
  -- Donald Adam...
• The point is, you shouldn't eat things that feel pain.
  *BONK!* "Ow!" "Okay, we won't eat you!" --hippie & Bende...
• I feel like a wimp going into a restaurant. 'What do you want to eat, sir?
  Broccoli?' Broccoli's a side dish! Always has been, always will be! -- Denis Leary...
• You want a Real challenge? Try MSWindows on a 286!!
• I shall come to you in the night and we shall see who is stronger -- a little girl who won't eat her dinner or a great big man with cocaine in his veins.
  -- Sigmund Freud, in a letter to his fiancee...
• You must dine in our cafeteria. You can eat dirt cheap there!!!!