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• In closing, gentle reader, I'd like to thank you. `What's that?
  ' you say? Me thanking you? No, it's not a misprint, for you see, I enjoyed writing this book as much as you enjoyed reading it....
• Boy and girl in the bath. Girl: What is that long thing ?
  Boy : It`s mine. Girl: Can I play with it ? Boy : No! You`ve broken yours already....
• YOU look like an elephant!
• It's hard to communicate when you already know what you want to hear.
• In the face of entropy and nothingness, you have to kind of pretend it's not there if you want to keep writing good code.
  -- Karl Lehenbaue...
• To write a good love-letter you ought to begin without knowing what you mean to say, and end without knowing what you have written.
  -- Rousseau (And then when she never speaks to you again, you'll wonder why you listened to this quote....
• What good is a Doomsday Weapon if you keep it a secret?!?!?!
• Bart: Milhouse...Milhouse! You win. I want this nightmare to end!
  [a space-suited figure answers the door] Robo...
• Rules for Good Grammar #4. 1: Don't use no double negatives.
  2: Make each pronoun agree with their antecedents....