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• I just washed my phone line and can't do a thing with it.
• SMILEY :-(>~ "I just washed my goatee, and I can't do nuthin' with it.
• SMILEY ~#:-( "I just washed my hair, and I can't do nuthin' with it.
• I'd love to kiss you, but I just washed my hair. -- Bette Davis, "Cabin in the Cotto
• Can I leave now? My brain is full.
• JUST GET OUT OF MY WAY; I CAN DO IT RIGHT.
• HELP ME! MY BRAIN!!! I JUST DROPPED IT! AAARRGGGGHHH!
• I washed my edible underwear and now they're gone.
• And cruelest of all, I've learned that the bucks in this criticism thing just aren't what they should be.
  I figure if I'm not gonna make any jack in my chosen profession, the least I can do is vent my spleen....