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  -- William Butler Yeats (1865-1939) Attributed...
• Bart: Hey Lis, I found a big caramel deposit at the small of her back!
  Lisa: [under the coat] I'm coming! [the coat bursts and deluges candy in a big pile] [Bart and Lisa fall out, laughing and cheering] Home...
• There was a young man of Cape Horn Who wished he had never been born, And he wouldn't have been If his father had seen That the end of the rubber was torn.
• The best lack all conviction, while the worst Are full of passionate intensity.
  -- William Butler Yeats, "The Second Coming...
• I'm not saying this woman is stupid--but when the wind blows, her forehead buckles in .
  .. And my cousin, well, he wasn't too bright, I guess. Chickens teased him. -- Brett Butle...
• The man who understands one woman is qualified to understand pretty well everything.
  -- William Butler Yea...
• I hate to blow my own horn, but 'Beep Beep.'
• The horn, the horn, the lusty horn Is not a thing to laugh to scorn.
  -- William Shakespeare (1564-1616), As You Like It -- Act iv, Sc. 2...
• Smithers: Sir, the designers are here with some prototypes for your casino.
  Brit: Gentlemen, I give you Brittania! Gambling with all the glitz and glamour of the British Isles....