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• Shave daily with Occam's razor.
• Holy Razor blades, Batman! That was a close shave!
• Homer: That's it! I'm calling my buddies. Marge is not the only one who can have a girls' night out.
  [dials the phone] Lenny: Oh, no can do, Homer....
• Never shave when you're angry. If you are about to shave your face, legs, or other body parts and happen to be angry, it might be a good idea to put down your razor and wait for a few minutes.
  This way you can avoid serious cuts and dangerous infections. -- SAFETY TIP #17...
• If you meet a person on the path, do not greet him with words or silence.
  How will you greet him?...
• If you do not strike back at him who hits you, there is no way for him to find out whether you also have hands.
  Russian Proverb...
• Do not answer a fool according to his folly, or you will be like him yourself.
  Miscellaneous Proverb...
• If you've never met a student from the University of Chicago, I'll describe him to you.
  If you give him a glass of water, he says, "This is a glass of water....
• You can't wake a person who is pretending to be asleep. Navajo Proverb