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• Shave daily with Occam's razor.
• Holy Hand Grenades, Batman! -- Robi
• * <- Tribble y <-Tribble after a close shave
• If a person shaves you with a razor, do not shave him with broken glass. Surinam Proverb
• In any crowd of spectators at least one will suggest that razor blades could be attached to the disc.
  ("You could maim and kill with that thing....
• Shaving is a human art form, Data. Technological perfection can shave too close.
  -- Geordi, "Code of Honor", stardate 41235.25...
• A guy bought a farm. He didn't know anything about farms, but he bought one anyway.
  He decides he's going to plant something. Anything....
• Never shave when you're angry. If you are about to shave your face, legs, or other body parts and happen to be angry, it might be a good idea to put down your razor and wait for a few minutes.
  This way you can avoid serious cuts and dangerous infections. -- SAFETY TIP #17...
• Burma Shave.