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• If you try to please everyone, somebody is not going to like it.
• Hello. Incontinence hotline..can you hold please?
• Homer: [crossing fingers] Please, please, please, please, please!
  Lisa: Dad, you know you won! Homer: Don't jinx it! -- "Brother, Can You Spare Two Dimes?...
• Come if you can't, but if you can, please stay home.
• If rich, eat when you please. If poor, eat when you can.
• You can say what you please in America, but nobody listens.
• If you can find something everyone agrees on, it's wrong. -- Mo Udall
• You can only be truly free if everyone else is truly free.
• /earth is 98% full ... please delete anyone you can.