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BEARD, n. The hair that is commonly cut off by those who justly execrate the absurd Chinese custom of shaving the head.
-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary...
Beards more than two and a half feet long are forbidden by law in Altoona, Pennsylvania.
'Bear Hunter': Shot of Tequila chased with a Lime Gummi Bear (The green ones)
...bearing a gift beyond price; almost free. -- Neil Pea
bearing, true: opposite of bearing, false. -- "An Alphabet for Mountaineers", Climbing 1982
Bearing with the uncultured in gentleness, Fording the river with resolution, Not neglecting what is distant, Not regarding one's companio
Thus one may manage to walk in the middle....
Bearjoran takes over DS9 in Pooh D'Etat!
Bears when first born are shapeless masses of white flesh a little larger than mice, their claws alone being prominent.
The mother then licks them gradually into proper shape. -- Pliny the Elder (23...
Bear takes over Disneyland in Pooh D'Etat! -- Headline
Be articulate! Your new patience will not show up immediately.

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