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Beam Me Up Scotty, ............*S-C-O-T-T-Y*!!!
Beam me up, Scotty! She says she's ... pregnant!
Beam me up, Scotty! The conservatives have taken over!
Beam me up, Scotty, the elevators don't work
Beam me up, Scotty! The liberals have taken over!
Beam me up, Scotty. There's no intelligent life here. -- James Tiberius Kirk
Beam me up, Scotty! This isn't the men's room.
Beam me up, Scotty! This planet has no beer!
Beam me up, Scotty! This planet sucks!
Be a moving target. -- Raoul Lionel Felde
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