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• Why did Bach have 20 children? He had no stops on his organ.
• Why did Mozart kill his chickens? Because they kept saying Bach, Bach!!
• Ovary 1: Did you order any furniture? Ovary 2: No, why do you ask?
  Ovary 1: Two nuts are downstairs trying to shove an organ through the door....
• Did you hear about the sweet young journalism-school graduate who quit when she found out that the house organ she'd been hired to work on was attached to the editor.
• NYMPHOMANIAC'S DIARY -- an organ recital.
• I'll be Bach.- Johann Sebastian Schwarzenegge
• Liberace was great on a piano, but sucked on an organ.
• As you believe, so it is for you. -- Richard Bach
• From the J.S. Bach Planned Parenthood Cente