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• Mrs. Murphy and baby Murphy are instances of Murphy's law.
• Don't mess with Mrs. Murphy. -- Murphy's Real Law
• He was put in a pie by Mrs. McGregor.
• If it can go wrong it will, while HE'S out of town. -- Mrs. Murphy's Law
• Freedom begins when you tell Mrs. Grundy to go fly a kite.
• Freddy: Hey! What the hell is this? Waiter: [French accent] It's a bowl of chowder, sir.
  ["shaudere"] Freddy: Wait a minute, come here. What did you call it?...
• Bachelor: one who never Mrs. a girl.
• Law of the Perversity of Nature (Mrs. Murphy's Corollary) You cannot successfully determine beforehand which side of the bread to butter.
• Freedom begins when you tell Mrs. Grundy to go fly a kite. -- Lazarus Long