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• We must teach him, Max! Hey, where do you *keep* that gun?
  "None of your damn business, Sam." -- The superbly loony "Sam and Max...
• Where in the world is caramel? San Diego!
• Seek not for fresher founts afar, Just drop you bucket where you are.
  -- Sam Walter Foss -- Back Country Poems, 1892...
• No one has a finer command of language than the person who keeps his mouth shut.
  -- Sam Rayburn (1882-1961), Lawrence Daily Journal-World...
• If the world is my oyster, where is my oyster knife?
• Imitating Mozart: Sam Phony
• Louder than Sam Kinnison.
• Play it again Sam!
• Sam is always leaping to conclusions.