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What is a Pinochioism? It is an act of one in possession of a computer, whereby one tells whomever is asking that the computer is down.
This avoids trying to correct previously made stupid or someti...
What is aristocracy? A corporation of the best, of the bravest. -- Thomas Carlyle (1795-1881)
What is a robot you ask? Well, the Hitch Hikers Guide to the Galaxy holds the definition.
The Encyclopedia Galactica defines a robot as a mechanical apparatus designed to do the work of a man....
What is a stealth bomber? It's a bomber that doesn't show up on radar and you can't see it.
Then we don't need one. -- Robin William...
What is a sysop and why would I want to Yell at it?
What is a war criminal? Was not war itself a crime against God and humanity, and, therefore, were not all those who sanctioned, engineered, and conducted wars, war criminals?
War criminals are not c...
What is a woman's favorite out-door sport? Shopping.
What is beautiful is good and who is good will soon also be beautiful. -- Sappho
What is becoming is honest, and whatever is honest must always be becoming.
-- Marcus Tullius Cicero (106-43 B.C.)...
What is best in life? To crush my enemies. To see them driven before me.
And to hear the lamentation of their women! -- Conan the Barbaria...

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