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• He: "If I made love to you, would you yell?" She: "What do you want me to yell?" -- Benny Hill
• Homer: Yello? Oh, hi, Lenny. [Marge reacts with alarm] No, why would I need a ride this afternoon?
  [Marge begins to vacuum next to Homer. He is forced to yell....
• Because I'm the Sysop; that's why.
• When people say that the desert is lifeless, it just makes me want to grab them by the collar and yell, "Why you stupid, stupid bastard!
  Then I drive them out into the desert to where the circus is, and point out the many forms of zebra and clown life....
• Why would anybody want to use taglines????
• Why would Imperial Troops want to slaughter Bob?
• Why would anyone want to be called "Later"?
• I don't know why anyone would want a computer in their home. -- Ken Olson, president of DEC, 1974
• I will not yell "fire" in a crowded classroom.