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Vamoose ya little varmint. -- Data
Vampires are a pain in the neck.
Vampires hate garlic.
Vance's Rule of 2 1/2: Any military project will take twice as long as planned, cost twice as much, and produce only half of what is wanted.
-- Cyrus Vance...
Vancouver Coast Guard, may I help you. (Caller thinks they dialed long distance.
) -- Answering machine madness - authority figure...
VANDAL Vandals are people who have their brain surgically removed and then go around destroying, damaging and generally depreciating anything they feel like, just because they want to.
Psychia...
Vanilla and Proud
vanilla: [from the default flavor of ice cream in the U.
S.] adj. Ordinary {flavor}, standard. When used of food, very often does not mean that the food is flavored with vanilla extract!...
Vanity is quite often the greatest enemy of competence.
VANITY, n. The tribute of a fool to the worth of the nearest ass.
They say that hens do cackle loudest when There's nothing vital in the eggs they've laid...

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