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This program doesn't work with DOS 1.0 or higher.
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if (stone.rotation < 1) moss.propagation = 0
What's -1 when less than 0, 0 when 0, 1 when greater than 0, and a pioneer in the field of psychoanalysis?
Signum Freud......
Go not to the machines for counsel, for they will say both 0 and 1.
estriction n. A bug or design error that limits a program's capabilities, and which is sufficiently egregious that nobody can quite work up enough nerve to describe it as a feature.
Often used (esp. by marketroid types) to make it sound as though some crippling bogosity had been intended by the designers all along, or was forced upon them by arcane technical constraints of a nature no mere user could possibly comprehend (these claims are almost invariably false)....
I hate these `[0;1;5;34;44mBLINKING`[0m taglines!!
This modem will now self destruct...5..4..3..2..1..0..
D.O.S. - program designed to make an even flow of dust round the disk.
Trying to program in MS-DOS is like trying to play tennis in a closet.
Trying to program in MS-DOS is like trying to shave with a chain-saw.