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There's nothing better than being cool and having a lot of friends.
.. Except being uncool and having one real friend. -- Doogie Howse...
There's nothing better than good sex. But bad sex?
A peanut butter and jelly sandwich is better than bad sex. -- Billy Joel...
There's nothing disgusting about it [the Companion].
It's just another life form, that's all. You get used to those things....
There's nothing funny about a funeral. Except in the South .
.. Southerners are naturally humorous....
There's nothing here but a useless pile of bones and organs.
There's nothing here it wants to eat (except perhaps you).
There's nothing I like less than bad arguments for a view that I hold dear. -- Daniel Denne
There 's nothing ill can dwell in such a temple: If the ill spirit have so fair a house, Good things will strive to dwell with 't.
-- William Shakespeare (1564-1616), The Tempest -- Act i, Sc. 2...
There's nothing in the middle of the road but yellow stripes and dead armadillos.
-- Jim Hightower, Texas Agricultural Commissioner, in "Time", 3 April 1989...
There's nothing in the world like the devotion of a married wome
it's the thing no married man knows anything about....

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