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• asbestos longjohns n. Notional garments donned by Usenet posters just before emitting a remark they expect will elicit flamage.
  This is the most common of the asbestos coinages....
• asbestos: adj. Used as a modifier to anything intended to protect one from {flame}
  also in other highly {flame}-suggestive usages....
• NOMEX underwear: /noh'meks uhn'-der-weir/ [USENET] n.
  Syn. {asbestos longjohns}, used mostly in auto-related mailing lists and newsgroups....
• asbestos adj. [common] Used as a modifier to anything intended to protect one from flame
  also in other highly flame-suggestive usages. See, for example, asbestos longjoh...
• asbestos cork award: n. Once, long ago at MIT, there was a {flamer} so consistently obnoxious that another hacker designed
  had made, and distributed posters announcing that said flamer had been nominated for the `asbestos cork award'....
• Fire protection: that's asbestos it gets...
• I'm meditating on the FORMALDEHYDE and the ASBESTOS leaking into my PERSONAL SPACE!
  ! -- Zippy the Pinhead...
• Per ardua ad asbestos --- Damn you Jack, I'm fireproof!