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The gas-station attendant looks at the car and says, "You got a flat tire.
I said, "No, the other three just swelled up." -- Bill Engval...
The gates of hell are open night and day; Smooth the descent, and easy is the way
But to return, and view the cheerful skies, In this the task and mighty labor dies. -- Dryde...
The gaudy, blabbing, and remorseful day Is crept into the bosom of the sea.
-- William Shakespeare (1564-1616), King Henry VI -- Act iv, Sc. 1...
The gay motes that people the sunbeams. -- John Milton (1608-1674) -- Il Penseroso, Line 8
The geeks shall inherit the earth. -- Karl Lehenbaue
The gem cannot be polished without friction, nor man perfected without trials.
The gene pool could use a little chlorine.
The general direction of the Alps is straight up.
The general himself ought to be such a one as can at the same time see both forward and backward.
-- Plutarch (46-120 AD) -- Whether an Aged Man ought to meddle in State Affai...
The general prizes most the fortress which took the longest siege. -- Edward Garre

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