The Dumber People Think You Are, The More Surprised They're Going To Be When You Kill Them.

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• Never tell them what you wouldn't do. -- Adam Clayton Powell
• Kill files are an expression of resentment by the unmemorable or untalented against the memorable and talented.
  Your appearance in kill files merely marks the fact that you have more than once tried to make people think, when they really would rather not....
• You know how dumb the average guy is? Well, by definition, half of them are even dumber than THAT.
  -- J.R. "Bob" Dobb...
• Phasers don't kill people...Unless you set them too high.
• Believe you're dumber than you are: you'll win.
• Homer: Shut up! Shut up! Stop it! Stop it. I can't take this any more.
  I can't let that brave man out there die alone. I'm surprised and disgusted by all of you -- especially his children....
• Are you a parent? Do you sometimes find yourself unsure as to what to say in those awkward situations?
  Worry no more... Do as I say, not as I do. Do me a favour and don't tell me about it....
• You will be surprised by a loud noise.