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The computer is the Proteus of machines. -- Seymour Pape
The computer is the ultimate polluter: its shit is indistinguishable from the food it produces.
The computer is to the information industry roughly what the central power station is to the electrical industry.
-- Peter F. Drucke...
The Computer is Watching.
The computer loves you and has a wonderful plan for your life.
The computer made me do it; HONEST!
The computer only does what you tell it. -- Myth #1
The computer programmer is a creator of universes for which he alone is responsible.
Universes of virtually unlimited complexity can be created in the form of computer programs....
The computer you bought today, became obsolete yesterday.
The computing field is always in need of new cliches. -- Alan J. Perli
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