Are those cocktail-waitress fingernail marks? I asked Colletti as he
showed us these scratches on his chest. No, those are on my back, Colletti
answered. This is where a case of cocktail shrimp fell on me. I told her
to slow down a little, but you know cocktail waitresses, they seem to have
a mind of their own.
-- The Incredibly Monstrous, Mind-Roasting Summer of O.C. and Stiggs
-- National Lampoon, October 1982
showed us these scratches on his chest. No, those are on my back, Colletti
answered. This is where a case of cocktail shrimp fell on me. I told her
to slow down a little, but you know cocktail waitresses, they seem to have
a mind of their own.
-- The Incredibly Monstrous, Mind-Roasting Summer of O.C. and Stiggs
-- National Lampoon, October 1982
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highballs... - Care for a shrimp cocktail? No, thanks,
I need a BIG one... - Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness,
feel the slippery finish. Caresses it, experience it... - Conversation stoppers for a cocktail party: Half the people in this room
are connected to organized crime.
Me? I'm a concert accordionist. You may have heard... - She is capable of running over 60 trillion calculation a second,
and you have her working as a cocktail waitress.... - 1. "I'm down here"
2. "Just because I've got bells on my shoes doesn't mean I'm a sissy"
3.
"I was once a lawn ornament for John Bon Jovi" 4.... - Homer: [lying on the couch] Oh, Maaarge, I'm still hurt!
\\ [rings a handbell] Maaarge! Maaaaaarge! Marge... - Being asked solicitously about the state of her health was becoming bothersome
to the pregnant woman at the cocktail party.
And yet another guest went over and inquired, "Well... - She asked me,
"What's your sign?" I blinked and answered "Neon,"...
