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The camel has a single hump; The dromedary two; Or else the other way around.
I'm never sure. Are you? -- Odgen Nash (1902-1971)...
The camera cannot lie. But it can be an accessory to untruth.
-- Harold Evans, "Pictures on a Page", 1978...
The candidate had allowed television cameras into his hotel suite to watch him watch television.
The candy bar you planned to eat on the way home from the market is hidden at the bottom of the grocery bag.
-- The Grocery Bag Law...
The Candy Store: Pepper Mintz
The cankers of a calm world and a long peace. -- William Shakespeare (1564-1616), King Henry IV -- Act iv, Sc.
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The canyon here becomes too tight to go further south.
The canyon runs into a mass of boulders -- dead end.
The capacity of human beings to bore one another seems to be vastly greater than that of any other animals.
Some of their most esteemed inventions have no other apparent purpose, for example, the di...

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