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That's the secret to life... replace one worry with another.
... -- Charlie Brown (by Charles Schulz)...
That's the silliest thing I've every heard.
That's the sound of the men working on the chain gang..
That's the thing about people who think they hate computers.
What they really hate is lousy programmers. -- Larry Niven and Jerry E....
That's the trouble with directors - always biting the hand that lays the golden egg.
-- Samuel Goldwyn, immigrant turned famous movie produce...
That's the trouble with godhood: it robs you of your finer judgement.
A deity so rarely has to *pay* for his mistakes!" -- The Midgard Serpent analyzes mythic concepts....
That's the trouble with `mindless slaves'... they're, well, *mindless*!
-- Dr. Quest points out those little problems with world domination....
That's the trouble with this country. The whole place is filled with penniless patriots.
-- Rosa Bombolini...
That's the true harbinger of spring, not crocuses or swallows returning to Capistrano, but the sound of a bat on a ball.
-- Bill Veeck...
That's the way the veal cutlets.

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