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Tax dollars: Clinton's soldiers in the war on poverty.
Taxes: A government term for screwing you without kissing you.
Taxes are going up so fast, the government is likely to price itself out of the market.
Taxes are not levied for the benefit of the taxed.
-- Lazarus Long, from Robert Heinlein's _Time Enough For Love_...
Taxes are revolting, why aren't you?
Taxes are what we pay for civilized society. -- Oliver Wendell Holmes Jr.
-- Compania General de Tabacos de Filipinas -- v. Collector of Internal Revenue, 1927...
Taxes, n.: Of life's two certainties, the only one for which you can get an extension.
Taxes should hurt. I just mailed my own tax return last night and I am prepared to say `ouch!
' as loud as anyone. -- Ronald Reaga...
Taxes still too low for you? Then vote for Clinton/Gore in '96!
Taxes? We don't need no stinking taxes. -- Jeff Daiell

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